Funny Cat Coffee Hoodie – “Give Me Coffee or Give Me a Reason” Statement Pullover
Funny Cat Coffee Hoodie – “Give Me Coffee or Give Me a Reason” Statement Pullover
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Your Statement
This cozy hoodie blends everyday comfort with an unambiguous, feline attitude. The soft, medium-weight fabric (7.8 oz/yd²) holds its shape while a small, grumpy cat sits on the chest. The back features the hand-drawn lettering: “Give Me Coffee or Give Me a Reason.” It's a clear declaration that there are no compromises before the first caffeine fix. The spacious kangaroo pocket, the hood, and the durable construction make it the perfect everyday companion.
The Story Behind the Design
This design perfectly captures the modern need for a kickstart to the day and clear boundary setting. The grumpy cat represents anyone who is at war with the world without their morning coffee. It’s a funny, yet earnest, way to signal that you are not yet mentally available and are prioritizing a caffeine boost. It speaks directly to anyone who is not a morning person, turning the simple act of wearing a cozy pullover into an unapologetic "Coffee First" signal without saying a word. ☕
The Design & Quality
The graphic features a simple, expressive cat with a clear statement. As a classic pullover hoodie, durability and responsible sourcing are key:
Material:
Made from a soft, medium-weight (7.8 oz/yd²) fleece material with an inner lining that contains up to 5% recycled polyester (Hanes P170) — for warmth and conscience.
Features:
Adjustable hood with woven drawstrings and metal grommets, plus a large kangaroo pocket for hand warming and storage. The robust construction ensures long-lasting quality.
Cut:
The Tubular Knit Construction (no side seams) ensures a smooth fit and reduces fabric waste.
Product Highlights: Durability Meets Attitude
Eco-Conscious Comfort:
Made with recycled materials, and custom-on-demand production avoids overstock—for style that respects the environment.
Quality Construction:
Robust stitching and construction ensure high durability, wash after wash.
Smooth Fit:
Tubular Knit means no irritating side seams and maximum comfort.
Subtle & Bold:
Graphic placement features a small chest print and a large statement print on the back for maximum impact. 😼
Application Instructions
Wearing & Styling Tips
Wear this hoodie when you need comfort and a clear declaration—perfect for early mornings, late nights, or relaxing cafe visits.
The classic cut is ideal for layering.
Care Instructions
For convenience and to maintain the fabric and print quality:
Machine wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F).
Non-chlorine: Bleach as needed.
Tumble dry: Low heat.
Do not iron.
Do not dryclean.
Get your wearable “Coffee First” signal now! ☕
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Hanes P170, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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