HoodnTee Hoodie | Pokerface? Shut-Up-Face! Hoodie 🤫🇩🇪

Your Statement

The perfect hoodie for everyone who struggles to hide their mood and prefers to communicate their need for silence non-verbally. This design uses powerful German humor to set clear boundaries: "Ich hab zwar kein Pokerface, dafür habe ich ein Halt-die-Klappe-Gesicht."

The Story Behind the Design

Forget trying to feign interest or hide your real feelings. Your face does the job for you! This hoodie is for those days when your patience is thin, and the mere sight of your expression should be enough of a warning sign. It turns an inability to hide emotions into a powerful, sarcastic statement. It’s the cozy, warm way to tell the world: "I'm comfortable, but not currently available for your nonsense." Wear it as a comfortable, conversational boundary. 😌

The Design & Message

This hoodie features the bold German text, translating to: "I may not have a poker face, but I have a shut-up face." Paired with the expressive emoji, it's immediately relatable and humorous to German speakers. It’s a must-have for those who appreciate witty, blunt German sarcasm and comfy streetwear.

Product Highlights:

Comfort Meets Attitude

Premium Cozy Feel:

Crafted from a thick, cozy [MATERIAL COMPOSITION: e.g., 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend] fleece—perfect for staying warm while avoiding small talk.

Warmth & Structure:

 Features a spacious hood with drawstrings and a large front pocket to keep your hands warm (and occupied).

Fit:

 Comfortable Unisex fit for maximum relaxation. True-to-size for a standard fit. 👌

Durable Print:

High-quality [PRINT TYPE: e.g., DTG] that keeps the German phrase and emoji looking sharp, wash after wash. 🌟

Sizing & Fit

Please Note: Our hoodie is [FIT DESCRIPTION: e.g., True-to-Size]. Choose your normal size. For an oversized, extra cozy fit, we recommend ordering one size up. Be sure to consult the size chart in the product images before purchasing. 📏

Care Instructions

To preserve the softness and the sarcasm of your hoodie:

Wash inside out at max. 30°C (86°F).

Do not iron directly over the motif. 🚫

Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to maintain shape.

Get your German anti-social statement hoodie now! 🛒

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: AWDIS JH001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: No age restrictions

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean