HoodnTee Shirt | Pokerface? Shut-Up-Face! Tee 🤫🇩🇪

Your Statement

The ultimate T-shirt for those who communicate their boundaries clearly and sarcastically—without saying a word! This design uses bold German humor to express your mood: "Ich hab zwar kein Pokerface, dafür habe ich ein Halt-die-Klappe-Gesicht."

The Story Behind the Design

Why waste energy pretending? This shirt is for the brutally honest soul whose expression does all the talking. It translates an inability to hide annoyance into a strong, witty boundary: I may not have a poker face, but I definitely have a shut-up face. This lightweight tee is your soft, cool companion for days when your patience is running low and your expression is doing the heavy lifting. Embrace the German bluntness and stay comfortable! 😌

The Design & Message

The statement is the focus: "Ich hab zwar kein Pokerface, dafür habe ich ein Halt-die-Klappe-Gesicht." This design is perfect for German speakers who appreciate sharp wit and self-aware sarcasm. It's a fun, comfortable, and unmistakable piece of wearable attitude.

Product Highlights:

Comfort Meets Attitude

Premium Quality:

Super-soft, lightweight Unisex Jersey T-shirt (Bella+Canvas 3001 base or similar) – breathable and ideal for everyday defiance.

Fit:

Comfortable Unisex fit with a reinforced crew neck for maximum wear comfort.

Durable Print:

High-quality [PRINT TYPE: e.g., DTG or Screen Print] that keeps the German phrase and emoji looking sharp, wash after wash. 🌟

Lightweight Feel:

Perfect for all-day comfort, indoors and out.

Sizing & Fit

Please Note: Our T-shirt is [FIT DESCRIPTION: e.g., True-to-Size]. Choose your normal size. For a trendy, oversized look, we recommend ordering one size up. Be sure to consult the size chart in the product images before purchasing. 📏

Care Instructions

To keep your sarcastic statement tee looking great:

Wash inside out at max. 30°C (86°F).

Do not iron directly over the motif. 🚫

Not suitable for tumble drying.

Set your boundaries comfortably—add this German statement tee to your cart! 🛒

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean