HoodnTee Shirt | Men's Performance Jersey (AOP) — "Inner Pain" Skeleton Graphic 💀

Your Statement

The ultimate ironic uniform for peak performance... or peak exhaustion. This jersey proves you can look like a serious athlete while the large back graphic literally displays your inner state: a skeleton running on pure spite and fumes. It’s engineered to perform, but designed to hold your cynical message perfectly.

The Story Behind the Design

This jersey is for the person who respects the grind but secretly runs on empty. The technical specs are serious, but the massive, existential skeleton motif on the back is the real statement: "I'm pushing through, but barely." It’s a powerful, dark-humored nod to the inner struggle behind every external effort.

The Design & Quality

This All-Over Print (AOP) jersey is stretchy, durable, and ready to hold any HoodnTee graphic you design.

Design Detail:

Features a prominent skeleton graphic on the back and potentially a smaller coordinating design on the front (depending on the AOP layout).

Material:

100% moisture-wicking performance polyester fabric.

Finish:

Extra light fabric (4.13 oz/yd² / 140g/m²). Features seam thread color automatically matched to the design.

Cut:

Classic fit, assembled from globally sourced parts.

Product Highlights:

Durability Meets Attitude

Wicks Stress (and Sweat):

High-performance polyester keeps you dry during intense activity.

Existential Back Graphic:

The large skeleton makes a bold, dark-humored statement.

Extra Light:

Feels great whether you’re running a mile or escaping your responsibilities.

Durable & Stretchy:

Built to survive your workouts and your lifestyle. 💪

Application Instructions

(Instructions not applicable as this is a finished garment.)

Simply put it on and embrace the fact that you now look both sporty and deeply cynical.

Care Instructions

For maximum life and to protect your subversive graphic:

Machine wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F).

Do not bleach.

Tumble dry: Low heat.

Do not iron or dryclean.

Hand wash will extend the quality of the product.

Get this performance jersey and let your gear do the heavy lifting! 🛒

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product