Your Statement
The ultimate T-shirt for anyone whose internal monologue is a constant battle between social anxiety and sarcastic self-acceptance. One side asks the question, the other side gives the definitive, yet slightly panicked, answer. ☕
The Story Behind the Design
You just left a conversation, and now your brain is running a full diagnostics check on everything you said. Did it sound stupid? Was that joke appropriate? This shirt captures that hyper-analysis perfectly. The front is your immediate, anxious thought, but the back is your final, exhausted, and self-assured decision to just move on. It’s a relatable piece of armor for anyone navigating a world that demands too much social energy. Wear your overthinking process proudly! 😵💫
The Design
This is a powerful dual-sided design. The front features the stressed anime-style figure with the internal dialogue "Did I say something weird?", paired with the reassuring, slightly profane dismissal on the back: "Anyway... I'm Fine." It’s an immediate conversation starter and the perfect statement for the witty, self-aware individual.
Product Highlights:
Comfort Meets Quality
Dual-Sided Print:
Bold statement on both the front and the back.
Premium Comfort:
Crafted from a super-soft [MATERIAL COMPOSITION: e.g., 100% combed cotton] – made for all-day wear, whether you're overthinking at home or out in public.
Fit:
Comfortable Unisex retail fit with a reinforced crew neck. Fits true to size for a great look. 👌
Durable Print:
High-quality [PRINT TYPE: e.g., DTG or Screen Print] that ensures the graphic and text remain sharp through all your anxiety spirals and washes. 🌟
Sizing & Fit
Please Note: Our T-shirt is [FIT DESCRIPTION: e.g., True-to-Size]. Choose your normal size. For an intentionally loose or oversized look, we recommend ordering one size up. Be sure to consult the size chart in the product images before purchasing. 📏
Care Instructions
To keep your new favorite coping mechanism in top shape:
Wash inside out at max. 30°C (86°F).
Do not iron directly over the motif. 🚫
Not suitable for tumble drying.
Don't overthink it, add this tee to your cart now! 🛒
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
