HoodnTee Zip Hoodie | Skull Zip Hoodie — “Turns Out My Best Sucks” Retro Goth Graphic 💀

Your Statement

This zip hoodie is the perfect layer for days when you’re done trying to be perfect. With its soft feel and sarcastic graphic, it sends a clear, dark-humored message: “Turns Out My Best Sucks.” It’s comfortable enough for a couch marathon and cool enough to take out, letting everyone know you embrace your flaws with a gothic edge.

The Story Behind the Design

The pressure to constantly excel is exhausting. This design is for the people who’ve worked hard, tried their best, and still feel like it wasn't enough—and they're finally laughing about it. The retro skull graphic on the chest (over the heart) is complemented by the bold, despairing-yet-funny statement across the back, creating a powerful, relatable piece of wearable mental health humor.

Design & Quality

Built for comfort and longevity, this zip hoodie is a cozy, mid-weight staple.

Design:

Small skull graphic on the left chest; large “...turns out my best sucks” text and skull graphic on the back.

Material:

Soft 80% combed ring-spun cotton / 20% recycled polyester blend (8.25 oz/yd² mid-heavy 3-end fleece).

Fit:

Regular, true-to-size fit, ideal for layering.

Details:

Three-panel, fleece-lined hood with color-matched drawstrings, roomy kangaroo pocket, and a durable YKK #5 zipper.

Print Quality:

Utilizes dual printing (DTF/DTG) for crisp, detailed graphics that last.

Product Highlights: Comfort Meets Cynicism

Dual Graphic:

Statement on the back, subtle accent on the chest.

Premium Blend:

Soft, substantial fabric that holds its shape.

High-Quality Hardware:

Reliable YKK zipper for smooth, daily use.

Perfect for Layering:

Fleece-lined and roomy enough for added warmth. 🖤

Care Instructions

To preserve the print and fabric quality:

Machine wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F)

Do not bleach

Tumble dry: Low heat

Iron, steam or dry: Low heat

Do not dryclean

Zip up, get cozy, and let your hoodie do the talking! 🛒

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Lane Seven LS14003, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Blank product sourced from Pakistan, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean